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Old 06-09-2015, 08:32 PM   #1
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It's a Hitch, Girl

With apologies to Hall & Oates for hijacking their tune from "Rich Girl":

It's a hitch, girl; you backed up too far
Now you have to start over anyway
You can rely on the backup camera
You can rely on the backup camera
It's a hitch, girl. Now he's gone to town
And he left you with the trailer for the day
If you can't hitch, you won't get too far
Won't get too far

Don't you know, don't you know
You must learn how to hitch up on your own
Now he's gone, you're all alone
There's a rally today, if you can just get away
'Cause you know you belong

It's a hitch, girl; now you're not lined up
And your second set of eyes has gone away
You can rely on the backup camera
You can rely on the backup camera
It's a hitch, girl; the trailer tongue's too low
So you've gotta jack it up anyway
If you can't hitch, you won't get too far
Won't get too far

Just in time-- it looks like rain
Take those chocks out, and don't forget those safety chains!
Stow the hose and you're ready to go
Your neighbors will mind if you leave the slinky behind
Better take it along

It's a hitch girl; now you're all hitched up
You don't need him around anyway
He's been replaced with a backup camera
He's been replaced with a backup camera
Now you're hitched, girl; now it's time to go
It's time to set out on your way
You're hitched up, so you will go far
You will go far

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Old 06-09-2015, 08:53 PM   #2
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Don't know the song or the tune but laughed out loud anyway...
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Old 06-09-2015, 09:23 PM   #3
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Brilliant.
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Old 06-09-2015, 09:30 PM   #4
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Old 06-09-2015, 11:00 PM   #5
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Old 06-09-2015, 11:17 PM   #6
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oh that's great...
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Old 06-10-2015, 06:28 AM   #7
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So backup cameras cause breakups Mike? Dang, better remove mine!
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Old 06-10-2015, 10:43 AM   #8
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Mike, you Scamp, I insist you bring a guitar and sing your composition at our next rally.
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