Why vacation in Texas.........

[cpaharley2008]

Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:


Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155

And top it off with:

Sweetwater, Texas 79556



Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony,TX 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!

Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, women are from

Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it... it's on the state line...

Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...

Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :

Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

The Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore , Texas 75662

P.S. Whoops, left out

Muleshoe
Cut'n shoot,
Hoot And Holler,
Ding Dong,

and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas

And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......

KNOTT, TEXAS

[rbryan4]

Where's the like button??

[Iowa Dave]

Jim
I think all of the states have some interesting towns and names that don't always make total sense.
I can be in Norway in about 6 minutes. Des Moines Iowa is not in Des Moines County. Why would you name your town What Cheer, probably because it's down the road from Deep River. And if your town was named Lone Tree and it died would you change the town name to Stump? Just wondering.
used the Sherline this week Tongue weight 450. The 6 volts in the front box hopped her up there a little.
Dave

[cpaharley2008]

That is what I was thinking, the dual 6ers in that front box, going to have to put more in the fresh tank to keep the weight under 500# which is what the 21 measured.

[Steve Clark]

Saw a very funny local theatre play last year called, "A Tuna Christmas ", about two radio DJ's from Tuna, Texas. LMAO

[SpokanEscape]

There is a whole "Tuna"'series - all quite funny!

[Steve Clark]

Originally Posted by SpokanEscape

There is a whole "Tuna"'series - all quite funny!

Well, Just one more reason to vacation in Texas. I think The Prairie Schooner should lead the wagon train........

[jerryandmaria]

Drove thru Texas on a Christmas eve a few years ago thinking that if I go south, I would miss the snow and ice. Ha- freezing rain and horizontal snow, iced over bridges and black ice. I didn't think I would ever reach sunny California. Texas goes on and on and on. So when I purchased my Casita, I had it delivered! Maybe some day I'll check out Big Bend National Park.
Jerry

[Mary F]

I'm not sure, but I'm almost positive you left out Utopia, Texas. It's near Blanco and Uvalde.

[rbryan4]

Originally Posted by jerryandmaria

Maybe some day I'll check out Big Bend National Park.

Worth a look see Jerry, but it's the kind of place you have to go to intentionally - it's not "on the way" to anywhere. We're headed to Chisos Basin after the Escape Rally.

[escape artist]

Hi: cpaharley2008... Ya'll know why I caint "Vacation in Texas". "Cause all my Ex's live in TEXAS". Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie

[cpaharley2008]

Alf, my places to live is starting to dwindle....
Steve, I'd love to be a part of a caravan of Escapes crossing the country on the way to Osoyoos, following the Oregon or Chisholm Trails in a line crossing the prairie and forming a circle at night for protection from marauders, heading out and appearing to be a long white train on the way to be near where we all were hatched. Much like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or the salmon swimming upstream to spawn, the monarch butterfly and canadian geese heading north as we meander our way.

[Steve Clark]

Originally Posted by cpaharley2008

Alf, my places to live is starting to dwindle....
Steve, I'd love to be a part of a caravan of Escapes crossing the country on the way to Osoyoos, following the Oregon or Chisholm Trails in a line crossing the prairie and forming a circle at night for protection from marauders, heading out and appearing to be a long white train on the way to be near where we all were hatched. Much like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or the salmon swimming upstream to spawn, the monarch butterfly and canadian geese heading north as we meander our way.

Jim, That sounds like the beginnings of a country song. You shoulda been a cowboy!

[freespirit]

Originally Posted by Mary F

I'm not sure, but I'm almost positive you left out Utopia, Texas. It's near Blanco and Uvalde.

great place to have a cool swim and Lost Maples Park is great when the leaf colors change...while probably not a big deal to folks up north, for Texans it sure beats looking at all the Mesquite trees.