You must have been bad a lot to learn to sleep on a picnic table seat ... requesting you start a thread "How I got into trouble this time" .... probably would be a good read.
Best story: was about the guy who pulled into a convenience store / gas station. He filled the gas .... she went to the head. He drove for two hours before he noticed his wife wasn't with him. Four hours later, upon his return, he found his wife sitting on the curb.
Now THAT is in trouble!
If it was me, self preservation might have kicked in and maybe I would have kept going?
Sorry if this story was posted here and its a repeat. I'm still chuckling over it.
I can't help it ...... I grew up reading Popular Mechanics in the 50's and 60's .....