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12-20-2009, 08:34 AM
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Senior Member
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Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Hi: All...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE SCOLDINGS...
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings. six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS...ETC...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... ETC...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve brakedrum adjustings, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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Quote Bugs Bunny..."Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it ALIVE"!!!
'16 Ram Eco D. 4X4 Laramie Longhorn CC & '14 Escape 5.0TA
St.Thomas (Not the Virgin Islands) Ontario
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12-20-2009, 09:38 AM
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#2
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
What a nice true love you have Alf.
And, what a weird imagination you have, but that's a good thing.
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“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” — Abraham Lincoln
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12-20-2009, 09:47 AM
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Bennett
What a nice true love you have Alf.
And, what a weird imagination you have, but that's a good thing.
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And a lot of time on your hands : - )
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12-22-2009, 10:10 PM
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Very cute, Alf!!
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Eureka, California
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12-14-2010, 06:07 AM
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Senior Member
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by escape artist
Hi: All...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE SCOLDINGS...
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings. six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS...ETC...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... ETC...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve brakedrum adjustings, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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Hi: All...Can't believe another year has come n gone. This is my story and I'm sticking with it. Merry Christmas and Campy New Year!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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'16 Ram Eco D. 4X4 Laramie Longhorn CC & '14 Escape 5.0TA
St.Thomas (Not the Virgin Islands) Ontario
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12-15-2011, 10:46 PM
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#6
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Senior Member
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Hi: All...Another year has almost come and gone...my how time flies when there's so much camping goin' on!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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Quote Bugs Bunny..."Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it ALIVE"!!!
'16 Ram Eco D. 4X4 Laramie Longhorn CC & '14 Escape 5.0TA
St.Thomas (Not the Virgin Islands) Ontario
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12-15-2011, 11:09 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
On the practical side, the Escape is a great place to hide presents leading up to Christmas and if necessary wrap them.
baglo
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12-16-2011, 07:28 PM
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Hi Glen,
I assume Leslie does not read the forum.
Happy Holidays
Tammy
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12-16-2011, 09:52 PM
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
She thinks apples are for pie.
baglo
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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12-17-2011, 02:10 PM
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas... ESCAPE!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by gbaglo
She thinks apples are for pie.
baglo
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and we all know they are computers...
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Cheers
Doug
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12-19-2012, 06:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by escape artist
Hi: All...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE SCOLDINGS...
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings. six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS...ETC...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... ETC...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve brakedrum adjustings, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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Hi: All... I know this is old news but bears repeating...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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Quote Bugs Bunny..."Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it ALIVE"!!!
'16 Ram Eco D. 4X4 Laramie Longhorn CC & '14 Escape 5.0TA
St.Thomas (Not the Virgin Islands) Ontario
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12-19-2012, 10:03 AM
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#12
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by escape artist
Hi: All...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE SCOLDINGS...
four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings. six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS...ETC...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... ETC...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve brakedrum adjustings, eleven pipes a freezing, ten hoards of beer cans, nine shady campsites, eight dates for gatherings, seven awning shadings, six fees for camping, FIVE SCOLDINGS... four galling words, three hitch pins, two turtle buffs, and a cartridge of bearing grease!!! Alf
escape artist N.S. of Lake Erie
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That's awesome ..... Merry Christmas and happy New Year to all !
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