Seniors
Regardless of your age the senior status is only a state of mind. Use it when you need it.
Good parking place for seniors, take it. Discount in a restaurant, take it. Discount at the barber shop, Hell no I ain’t no senior. Gotta have some vanity even if you have no hair. When one of those goofy grocery stores asks me for I.D when I buy beer, I give the lady my 52 year old selective service card. I say “what do you mean it’s no good, it says clearly who I am and that there’s a $10,000 fine for not carrying it.”’ She gets the manager, he sighs and sells me the beer.
Iowa “ rebel without a cause” Dave
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Ain’t no trouble jacking a double Burma Shave
Dave
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