Cool bumper stickers

[RangerMan]

I was in Corpus yesterday at Discount getting new tires and saw the best sticker I've ever seen. One of our local Indians ( they call themselves Indians, not native americans) was there.

His bumper sticker read "Custer had it comin" Can anyone top that?

[AndrewPG]

“If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.”

[RangerMan]

Originally Posted by AndrewPG

“If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.”

I'll call it a draw!

[Ron in BC]

Originally Posted by AndrewPG

“If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.”

I read that and thought, "how unusual" because I thought that it'd say "American" rather than "English". Then I looked at the posters location.

Ron

[RangerMan]

Originally Posted by Ron in BC

I read that and thought, "how unusual" because I thought that it'd say "American" rather than "English". Then I looked at the posters location.

Ron

I speak some English, mostly South Texican, and little Boston for when I'm up there..

When I'm in Boston, I'm ther only man in town who ain't talkin funny.

[RangerMan]

Originally Posted by RangerMan

I speak some English, mostly South Texican, and little Boston for when I'm up there..

When I'm in Boston, I'm ther only man in town who ain't talkin funny.

When i left the Univ of Tenn in 1956 with a BSEE. I immeadiatly applied to MIT for graduate studies.

I expect to hear from them any day now.

[cpaharley2008]

Dang, that makes you approaching 90

[davidmurphy02]

Technically not a bumper sticker but saw this on a truck window in Montana a while back...

[Vermilye]

For those that have waited in long lines to get across either of the two bridges onto Cape
Cod, this would be a wonderful "Pass" if only it was true!

[RangerMan]

Originally Posted by cpaharley2008

Dang, that makes you approaching 90

Only 88 in Dec. I can still run the 100 yard dash too. With a rest stop at the 20, 40 and 60. I mostly cancel the rest cause I can't remember where I was going..

[WillyB]

Not a bumper sticker but lettering on the rear window of an older 2WD Toyota Tacoma. I see it often when I'm in 141/40 West County area towards the rush hour timeframe.

"I'm just a Jefferson County cowboy trying to make it in a West County world"

For context. Jefferson County is the working man area while West County is the affluent area.

[Iowa Dave]

We’re over in Illinois on a Boy Scout High Adventure headed for Pensacola Fla. The boys are all snickering in the back seats of the van. There’s a pickup in front of us pulling a loaded two horse trailer. Open in the back. On the trailer bumper is a sticker. “You are what you see”. Took me a little while but the boys had figured it out few miles back. Yes, my son and my nephew were among them.
Iowa Dave

[cpaharley2008]

Originally Posted by Iowa Dave

We’re over in Illinois on a Boy Scout High Adventure headed for Pensacola Fla. The boys are all snickering in the back seats of the van. There’s a pickup in front of us pulling a loaded two horse trailer. Open in the back. On the trailer bumper is a sticker. “You are what you see”. Took me a little while but the boys had figured it out few miles back. Yes, my son and my nephew were among them.
Iowa Dave

Bet you had to roll up the windows also......

[Mike Lewis]

I got behind an SUV in Portland, Oregon that had two stickers on the back. The one on the left said " <-Clowns". The one on the right said "Jokers-> ". We were in the middle lane as well.

Hee hee hee hee hee-hee.

[edlynnrich]

Back when there was a lot of fear mongering about sharia law I spotted a bumper sticker that said“My god can kick your god’s ass”. That still makes me laugh.

[Fender]

I saw one that said "I might be old but I got to see all the cool bands".

[mweichel]

Saw a bumper sticker years ago that cracked me up. "Grow your own dope. Plant a man."

[soultrek]

Maybe 1-up on a bumper sticker? An Idaho vanity plate seen on a BLACK jeep: “Baa Baa”!

[Ooshkaboo]

Originally Posted by edlynnrich

Back when there was a lot of fear mongering about sharia law I spotted a bumper sticker that said“My god can kick your god’s ass”. That still makes me laugh.

The gays, women and girls living in Afghanistan, Saudi and Iran will be glad to know everything happening to them is just a bunch of nonsense hype coming from haters.

[Don Andersen]

"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here"


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