Well that's a fabulous offer:
. Sadly the border is closed to Canadians
.
Plus I doubt they're looking for a retired, average looking, balding, overweight senior, who has little desire to go on long hikes to see ALL that you can see, at every national park.
Add the need to be appropriately attired (no week old jeans
) and photogenic (no 3 day bed hair
) enough to be a Michelob representative as you climb out of your rig, day after day, while boon docking. I doubt those boxes on the application form are even there.
More than likely a couple that would never be able to check any of the aforementioned boxes for at least 30-35 more years
.
I think I'd rather sit back and wait for the commercials next year or 2022